It was a big day on Jesus Ranch, Jesus Ranch.

He was harvesting a big tomato, it was in the sand, alright.
I'm taking a walk in the woods, and it's nice outside.
Smells of shit, Liga Guinggligagiggagoogwayogo.

I come upon a silver, striped mushroom and I fa la la la ly la ly.
And I fly, fly.

It was a big day on Jesus Ranch, Jesus Ranch.
Jesus.
I fell in love with a baked potato.
That's when I started the dance, yeah, in France.

I'm takin a walk in the woods, fuck YOU!
It's nice, very very nice.
Smells of shit, Liga fluinggligagiggagoogoogwayogo.

I come upon a silver, striped mushroom, and I fa la la la ly la ly.
And I fly, fly.
fa la la la ly la ly,
and i fly,
I'm gone.

a fligga gu,
rigga gu hu,
rigga gigga gee gu,
ruu ga guuunn,
rigga gigga gu hu,
YOW!



hmmm...i kinda like this song...it makes more sense if uve seen the tenacious d tv show hehe.

so much analyzing to do on this song...cuz i should be doing my fuckloads of homework, but im not.


as most of u awesome ppl know, jb and rage arent exactly the perfect christians (i.e. "hail satan"-explosivo).  so it makes sense that this song is relitivly anti-christian.

first is the title and setting:  jesus ranch.  when you think of a ranch, u tend to lean towards the primative side.  ranches are for farming.  farming sucks.  jesus sucks.  its basic algebra.

harvesting a big tomato in the sand: trying to convert a majority of the world.  it is in the sand because most of the world has lost its spiritual side, making their ability to firmly attach to a religion quite poor.  theres nothing for the roots to hold on to.

taking a walk in the woods/its nice: as all u honors english II ppl know, the woods are evil and full of satan-y things.  he feels that even tho he is in the heart of evil, its still pretty cool.

smells of shit: in the show, the inhabitants of jesus ranch save their feces and use it to fetilize their crops.  this is representative of how the christian church keeps recycling the same old bullshit since it was started.  it never gets any better.  its outdated.

mushroom: christians are spoonfed an unrealistic view of the world. its all happy and nice.

baked potato: potatos have been a staple crop for much of the christian world.  he falls in love with christianity once he sees their fluffybunny view of reality.

dancing in france:  french ppl suck.  so does christianity (srry im too lazy to finish this)

o right and all the gibberish he says during the song represents how the average church-goer interprets the "word of god"

yeah im bored as hell.  so what.

i need to make an important phone call.  but my fone got taken away.  i am very sad.


~BOOOOOOOM~

<3~~~~(==================8   mmmm...pregnancy

i <3 huckabees is a great movie.  seriously.  you should all see it.

now that i am inspired enough, ill finally write some of my basic views on life.  ive been wanting to write this down for years, but havn't been bored or focused enough to do it!

the human body:

• is nothing more than a shell.  its like a home that we live in for a while until we find a new one.  it changes as our soul progresses through time.
• is meant to be used.  who wants to die flawless?  who wants to go through life constantly worrying about the long term.  well here it is plain and simple for ya:
• does not last long.  you inhabit a body for a while, then you leave, then you get another.  "as soon as you're born you start dying, so you might as well have a good time"-Cake.

the human soul:

• is infinite.  your soul can never be destroyed.
• is perfect.  however, while it is inhabiting a body, it gets a little messed up.  when its freed, however, it goes back to normal.
• is nearly identical to everything else in the universe.  on certain astral planes, the inner being of a tree is the same as a rock is the same as a human is the same as a mongoose is the same as jesus is the same as osirus is the same as astaroth.  however, in the immediate afterlife and on the earthly plane, certain things attach themselves to the soul, such as memories.  like a computer harddrive, even things that are deleted still stay on disk, until the computer decides they need to be overwritten.

the universe:

• all physical beings are connected.  everything is the same.  it is our own taint that gives things purpose.  there is no purpose to matter.  if there was no matter, there would be no humanoid drama.  this also includes natural drama. 
• we give ourselves purpose.  some people waste their "lives" searching for meaning.  but who is to decide what this meaning is?  you are.  theres noone telling you that you cant do something.  sure, these scientists say that you can't fly.  but what makes you believe they are right?  the fact that the graduated from some great school and won a lot of awards? who cares?

in short:  

everything is everything, there is no nothing.  in a world of infinite existance, there is no room for negative space.  there is no purpose to the physical existance of anything, because in the realms of matter and physical existance, there is only chaos and an infinitly decreasing attempt of deciphering truth.  in the metaphysical plane, there is only perfect truth.

but then again, the truth is kind of a drag, isn't it? 

 

 

puppies, puppies!
puppies, puppies!
puppies, puppies!
puppies, puppies!

once upon a time there was a really cool guy
who liked to play with puppies:
he enjoyed himself
while the puppies fucked. 
they bred
to enormous quantities. 
he was frightened.
his world exploded with puppies.

puppies, puppies!
puppies, puppies!
puppies, puppies!
puppies, puppies!
puppies, puppies!
 
There is a puppy surplus
so they airlifted them to my house.
half of them were dead. 
i had a great time
i like to play with the fat ones.
the more meat the better
for playing or for eating.
but i dont live in china.

puppies, puppies!
puppies, puppies!
puppy surplus!!!
puppies, puppies!
puppies, puppies!
puppy surplus!!!

there are too
many puppies
in this world,
but not
enough for me. 
all for me.
none for you.
thats the way things are.

for 101 puppies i will trade
all my pokemon to you.  
if you dont trade me this
i will have to steal your bitch
and steal your dog
and make the puppies.
because i am the puppy god
 
puppies, puppies!
puppies, puppies!
puppy surplus!!!
puppies, puppies!
puppies, puppies!
puppy surplus!!!

there are too
many puppies
in this world,
but not
enough for me. 
all for me.
none for you.
thats the way things are.

i love the wind!!! its raining, que nice. y/johan told me that he and his brothers made a pact that if any of them did drugs or something really stupid, that the other 2 brothers would tie him up with a metal chain and beat him with baseball bats. then they would watch cartoons, then wrestle!

this weekend got better! happy v-day everyone!

haha this is by far the best weekend of my life!

shit motherfucking hell i love my life~

if u are se young, colin, or grant, then u know what im talking about.  if not...o well!

you know who you are.

[name] nicholas
[nicknames] nick, nicholai xD,
[location] so cal
[do you like it there] o i like it everywhere ;)
[date of birth] 9-27-89
[zodiac sign] libra
[eye color] blue
[hair color] uh.....brown
[what are you wearing] gold boxers
[belly button lint] for sure
[tattoos] i wish
[piercings] two. one on each penis.
[toe jam] uh...no
[significant other] teehee not yet
[car] 96 ford ranger
[sex toys] your mom!
[childrens toys] ROCKEM SOCKEM ROBOTS!!!!!
=do you=
[like surveys] hahaah riiiiiight
[conform] when i must
[sleep with stuffed animals] nope
[scream often] haha no
[talk to inanimate objects] your mom's pretty inanimate in bed =\
[know what RHPS stands for] really hot puke sex
[like sleep] mmmmmhm
[hate the Olsen twins] now that theyre legal id have to say yeah =PPP
=have you=
[eaten plastic] uhh im sure i have inadvertantly.. sometime or another
[had sex with the same sex] ...next question please
[had sex with the opposite sex] please see above
[had sex with inanimate objects] do dead babies count?
[regret saying something] yes
[been in love] hmm prolly
[skinny-dipped] yeah
[prostitution] just that one time in reno
[called someone a nazi] hahaahahaa
[mooned anyone] yeah
[dressed in drag] at least 10 times
[passed out] no
[wrecked a car] been in a car wreck?
[gotten into a fight] yes
[had cyber sex] hehe loooooong story...but it was with a guy so its ok
[questioned your religious beliefs] haha of course (my oooold beliefs)
[played with treasure trolls] o man...i shoot them
[seen a faerie] yup yup
=favorites=
[beverage] peach schnapps is pretty good
[food] anything exotic
[candy] dark chocolate mmmmmMMmmmMMMmMM
[shoe] bare foot
[animal] wolf
[band] prettily awesome
[cd] wow....uh...."chocolate chips and babies"
[song] for the moment: Devil's Dance Floor
[videogame] duckhunt
[color] black
[ice cream] french vanilla
[saying] its probably your mom
[month] august
[activity] fucking around....mmmm mischief
[place to be] either with good friends or alone in the dark.
[weather] freezing rain
[body part] lips/eyes
[book] the necronomicon XDDDDDD
[vegetable] cucumber :)
[fruit] man i love all fruit...cept tomatoes...cuz they r fruits
[store] condom revolutions
[thing about you] nihilist perspective hehe
=either/or=
[innie or outie] Innie
[crutons or bacon bits] crutons
[rain or sun] rain
[sandals or shoes] shoes
[tank top or t-shirt] tank top ;)
[sex: public or private] public u conforming fools
[reality or illusion] reality...well...reality is the best illusion
[techno or punk] punk
[cat or dog] cat
[fish or ferret] ferret!!!
[rap or rock] rock
[lust or love] love
[dramatics or apathy] dramatic.
=how many=
[licks does it take you to get to the center of a tootsie pop] same amount as it takes to get to the center of your mom!
[shots of whiskey can you take] whisky....id have to say 8ish
[gallons of water do you waste] infinity :)
[cows die to feed you] infinity
[babies will you plague the world with] none :)
[push-ups and sit-ups can you do] like 60 and 100 good ones in time...
[hours of tv do you watch a week] depends
[hours a week do you spend on the computer] too much
[times have you had sex] im having sex right now
[sex partners have you had] 2........good ol righty and lefty
[people have you pissed off] a fuck load of ppl....suckers
[people have pissed you off] enough....hehe
=how long have you=
[gone without a shower] iono...maybe a while...
[sat and watched tv] forever
[slept] 20 hrs
[had sex] 2 days with a few food breaks
[walked] i was walking at like 5 months
[ran] not much
[ate] a fuuuuuuuck load
[sat around staring] more than one would think

Her breath began to speak
As she stood right in front of me
The colour of her eyes
Were the colour of insanity
Crushed beneath her wave
Like a ship, I could not reach her shore
We're all just dancers on the Devil's Dance Floor

Well swing a little more, little more o'er the merry-o
Swing a little more, a little more next to me
Swing a little more, little more o'er the merry-o
Swing a little more, on the Devil's Dance Floor

Pressed against her face
I could feel her insecurity
Her mother'd been a drunk
And her father was obscurity
But nothin' ever came
From a life that was a simple one
So pull yourself together girl
And have a little fun

Well she took me by the hand
I could see she was a fiery one
Her legs ran all the way
Up to heaven and past Avalon
Tell me somethin' girl, what it is you have in store
She said come with me now
On the Devil's Dance Floor

Well swing a little more, little more o'er the merry-o
Swing a little more, a little more next to me
Swing a little more, little more o'er the merry-o
Swing a little more, on the Devil's Dance Floor

The apple now is sweet
Oh much sweeter than it ought to be
Another little bite
I don't think there is much hope for me
The sweat beneath her brow
Travels all the way
An' headin' south
This bleedin' heart's cryin'
Cause there's no way out

Well swing a little more, little more o'er the merry-o
Swing a little more, a little more next to me
Swing a little more, little more o'er the merry-o
Swing a little more, on the Devil's Dance Floor

......wow.......

couldn't have said it better myself...


i always liked this song....now its just beginning to make perfect sense....the song that is....not my life =P